Cronicringe's Website

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why this PROFESSOR seems quite NUTTY!????? nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!

Why does this website exist?

Gamejolt is annoying, like really annoying. Its not very intuitive and theres a word cap on the developer log posts. WTF. I have a lot to say about my game and im not going to create a million chain posts like a fucking twitter thread.

But anyways this will be a dev log. as you can probably see, im not great at web design. but thats okay, i mostly made this for myself to keep a lot of the stuff i have to say about this game out of my head, and out of random disjointed discord messages to myself on a private server. so yeah. But if ANYONE else is reading this then i would have to say you have the attention span of a god, if i were you i would of clicked off to go to some other cooler site, or like browse twitter or something lmao.

WHAT IS PRUNEQUEST

Prunequest is an RPG im making using RPG maker MV. Ive been making it off and on somewhat for about like, what, 4 months? maybe more. It follows a teenage girl, Ashley, whose 19 and works a deadend job at "kaymart"; not to be confused with "K mart" of which is real and also leagaly different from my thing probably. Basically ashley is a lazy unmotivated cynical loser who feels like her life is aimless. she only really got the job because her dad asked her to, and she respects her father enough to start pulling her weight around the house instead of being a bum ass leech. But heres where things get interesting, shes told by her manager, JEROMY, spelt really weirdly like that, he tells her to get prunes from the storage closet since theyre running low. Now ashley is a lazy fuck that doesnt really like doing all that much at work but the prospect of taking as long as possible running an errand where she wont be bothered much sort of sounds nice, and geromy can be a real nag so she begrugingly does it. (also screw off about my spelling i know its bad) As she walks through the closet, in the dark mind you since she didnt bring a flashlight because it would make the next thing that happens in the game incredibly avoidable, that being that as she feels around in the dark looking for the prune basket, her hand veers to close to a anthropomorphic rat guy that hits her in the arm at full force with a baseball bat. She screams, as most normal people would do probably and passes out from the pain. Little does she know the rat guy (Maximus full name Maximus the Raximus) abducts her and takes her to another dimension through a portal, a new land called PRUNELAND. who was the rat guy?? is ashleys arm broken?? DOES SHE EVER FIND THE PRUNES?? uh well no probably not maybe... Many dangers awaits her, but also theres friends to be made, and people to blugeon to death with whatever wepons you can get a hold of in classic RPG style gameplay battles.

Some assets

OKAY THAT WAS COOL I GUESS BUT WHAT IS THIS ALL REALLY ABOUT

When I originally had the idea for this game it was going to be more of a shitpost, but a few things changed that.